Remember the days when Justin Timberlake was a musical artist? I know you might not remember but think back to the days before the Facebook movie, The Social Network, before the annoying Sony commercials, before his endless cameos on SNL, before he launched his clothing line, WilliamRast and spent his free time driving his balls into holes at the golf course and Jessica Biel. Justin Timberlake used to put out music, good music, makes-you-wanna-shake-yo’-ass music. I’m talking more than just his little featured spots on recent songs like Timbaland’s “Carry Out” and T.I.’s “Dead and Gone”. Justin Timberlake put out complete albums.

Now Justin Timberlake seems to have forsaken his musical past and is solely focusing on his creating fine theatrical films, like the live-action version of Yogi Bear. No, no. You read that right. Yogi Bear. Justin is the voice of the CGI Boo Boo. Really, Justin? Really? This is why I don’t have a follow-up album to 2006′s “FutureSex/LoveSounds”? Because you’re off being the voice to one of the gayest cartoon characters this side of Piglet, Vanity Smurf and Snagglepuss? /SMH JT, SMH.

I mean, I guess I should say I respect your hustle. You had to have worked hard in order to get “Fuck You” money to be able to walk around in your little hipster glasses doing whatever the hell you want. I even heard you’re writing a book about golf. Golf? Look, I obviously enjoy blogging but that doesn’t mean I’m going to go out and write a book about it. I’ll leave that to the pros and you should too.

What’s up, JT? Why the extended break from music? Did you decide the music scene wasn’t big enough for two people named Justin and decided to step down? You can sing and dance circles around that little snot-nosed Antichrist. Come back, Justin! Come back before you permanently lose your place among music’s hot trendsetters.

I hear Joey “There’s Nothing My Love Can’t Fix” Lawrence is heading back into the studio soon to start recording an album that will be a cross between your solo debut “Justified” and the Friends theme song. Well I don’t know about the Friends theme song but if he can do something with those unnatural eyebrows and shaved head look and manage to actually create something that sounds like “Justified” then you better watch your ass. Joey Lawrence and his beautiful locks were making panties moist back when you were still in the New Mickey Mouse Club.

It’s time to step up your game Mr. Timberlake. Stop fucking around with all these movies, commercials, clothing lines and golf courses for a minute, call up Timbo and get your SexyBack into the studio.