There I am walking into the grocery store when all of a sudden my ex-boyfriend’s mom is right in front of me. Now granted she has no real evidence of me and her son together, she only suspects, but she hates me nonetheless. As usual for an MCL (Mexican Church Lady) she gave me her “I’m a Christian” smile while shooting daggers out of her eyes AKA “polite cunting.”

If you ever encounter an MCL here’s what you do.