One of my favorite songs off Katy Perry’s Teenage Dream album was “The One That Got Away” because from the first time I heard it it reminded me of sophomore year at Soledad Christian Academy and Freddy Clark. Oh man was I in love with him and to this day my only regret in life is not having the balls to try and make out with him on the last day of sophomore year.

Tall, blonde, Pastor’s son, skateboarder, abs of a Greek god that he had no problem showing off, and with an affinity for Calvin & Hobbes boxers – this boy had it going on. If anyone has any info on him send a bitch an email. I don’t know that I’d go all Charlize Theron and try to break up a marriage (I don’t know that I wouldn’t either), but I’m just curious as to what he looks like now and I grossly underestimated how many Freddy Clarks there’d be on Facebook.

I mean isn’t that what the Internet and Social Media were created for? Stalking your exes and former crushes?